hi i'm david
yo you should try the konami code on here.
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
Anonymous asked: Tmi Tuesday question: which is the furthest base you've gotten to, and would you eat ass?
2nd…? and no.#Anonymous
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com
arizona joins the aesthetic movement
Today i bought and ate a whole pint of cherry garcia and nobody said jack college is the shit
i am eating honey nut cheerios out of a solo cup at 9pm this is the life.#dmuck's bizarre adventure
I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core
I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)
edit: main complaint is that his voice wasn’t deep enough. i fixed that now!